Someone Has to Feed Her

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Originally published: Wednesday, January 11, 2006

The second pie tosser has copped a plea for his "assault" Ann Coulter last October. If you missed the initial incident report, it can be viewed on the Smoking Gun. Editor & Publisher reports that:

William Zachary Wolff, 25, was fined $250. But the fine will be suspended if he pays $915 to the University of Arizona for damage caused to a backdrop during the incident.

The same plea agreement was reached last Novemeber with Coulter's other "attacker" Edgar Smith.

Personally, I think they should have gone with a "humanitarian" defense, instead of pleading out. They were clearly staging an intervention. Note to Miss Coulter: When your hands look like giant spatulas attached to broom handles, someone has to feed you.